zod

noun

1. (US, dated, slang)A loser; a contemptible or uncool person.

   “Zod: n. something really weird or totally monstrous; worse than a nerd, a yuck out. "Like I just got my hair streaked, OK, and like Brian throws me in the pool, and like the chlorine turns my hair like totally green, I mean I look like such a zod!"”

   “Like, you know, this guy at the dance was like soooo foxy mondo!! Like totally awesome. He could have been like a model for like GQ, for sure! He was premo[,] definitely not a zod.”

   “Besides, I wouldn't have to wear those nerdy elastic bands to keep on my glasses. They're for dweebs and zods.”

   “Then she said, "Like, what turnip truck did you just fall off of? I was talking about the designer, you zod."”

   “Before you know it, they're off to junior high. At this point, you start to kind of remember things from the times when you were there, especially the mean girl stuff. Totally bogus and totally never changed. See, there are always going to be totally lame zods, and then those zods have children.”