basterd

noun

1. (alt-of, pronunciation-spelling)Eye dialect spelling of bastard.

   “"You're tryin to be a slick basterd," Uncle Dudley said.”

   “"Aw, we got this basterd now!" said Lester.”

   “"That was pure luck you little basterd." He said. "I told you before we played the game. I said you wasn't going to take my money you rotten little basterd."”

   “Dennis warned, “A dunt want any fuckin' bloke in my 'ouse. That basterd Luke were a basterd 'e were, a basterd.””

   ““Is your basterd acting like it's father?” Jay asked. “Don't call my baby a ...” I tried to tell her not to call my baby a basterd but the morning sickness was kicking my ass.”