schlong

noun

1. (slang, vulgar)A penis, especially a long one.

verb

1. (slang, vulgar)To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck.

   “And, Dr. Lover Boy, what do you think April's going to think when I tell her you were schlonging Molly — hey maybe that's why April didn't care for Molly, she stole all her boy friends — probably while you were involved with April.”

   “Look at Sam, eight years ago, in a band, number one, awesome at Glastonbury. Then they break up. He's thirty-two, wasted. Just chasin' pussy, boning, and schlonging — lovely woman back home.”

   “Sal's got what you call a nose for the news, especially if it involves schlonging and donging and especially if it happens to be a slow news day.”

   “They're deep in conversation about Agne, and come to the conclusion that they'd both quite like to schlong her.”

2. (broadly)To beat, whack, or attack.

   “He stole your words, calling them expert, schlonging himself on the head with labels, diving into categories.”

   “He would talk about “schlonging this and schlonging that. ” When Reich and the other writers were working on a script for a New Year's episode Reich kept referring to "schlonging in the New Year" and using "schlong" in every other sentence.”

   ““I watched a popular Republican woman [Jane Corwin] not only lose but get schlonged by a Democrat [Kathy Hochul] nobody ever heard of for the congressional seat, and that was because, simply, because of the Paul Ryan plan,” Trump said at the time.”

   “Please stop insulting, trashing and schlonging your fellow candidates. That's not the Christian, Islamic, Jewish, Hindu or Buddhist thing to do.”

   “His big scrotum would be schlonging off the floor. Wap, wap, wap. Really schlonging.”

3. (broadly)To defeat or humiliate.

   “How about if we recruit a few guys from the crew, I’ll go on stage and make an announcement about how we’re gonna get schlonged by lettin’ everybody in ahead of time, and these guys can pass a basket around the audience for contributions.”

   “he went bust on 7th Avenue, and the Party took a shlonging.”

   “that ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls, but that’s a historic moment.”

   “He also delighted in recounting how Ms. Clinton got "schlonged" by Barack Obama when she lost to him in the 2008 Democratic primary.”