tenderoni

noun

1. (slang)A younger (often female) love interest.

   “Sweet tenderoni, a man should never be lonely / Sweet tenderoni, girl if I could only / I got my eye, I got my eye on you, ah you”

   “Tenderoni, you've got to be / Spark my nature, sugar, fly with me”

   “Only tenderonis can give a special love / A special kind of love that makes you feel good inside”

   ““Yeah, my game was pretty tight last night. I scored two tenderonies. I don't know their names. Anyway, madam, I wanna dispute some of these charges on my cell phone bill. I don't know anyone in Victorville. Oh, oh. No, no. No, no, no. Wait, wait. Yeah, I do. I do. Sorry.” [Beeps]”

   “I must admit to having been somewhat taken back by the question posed to me by the young tenderoni. "Are you desperately lonely?" he had asked a few minutes after we had pulled up in front of his dwelling, after having shared an intimate spell together and then grabbing a fast-food combo.”