asswipe

noun

1. (Canada, US, countable, derogatory, informal, mildly, offensive, vulgar)An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.

   “He is such an asswipe!”

   “...they have been exchanging insults in writing: "dickhead," "dillweed," "fuzzbutt," "dorkwad," "asswipe," and so forth.”

2. (Canada, US, informal, mildly, uncountable, vulgar)Toilet paper.

   “I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny C-ration rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass.”

   ““[…] Into your packs you put your toilet articles, mess kits, extra socks, and skivvies and longjohns if you have them. If you have a roll of asswipe, put that in, too. […]””

   “I doubt a dime would buy a single square of asswipe in this city, […]”