debarker

noun

1. A machine that strips the bark from felled trees prior to sawing into logs
2. One who debarks (exits a vehicle)

   “Last Friday Satya and I decided to split up fair territory at Harvard Square. He got Holyoke Center and the hot cider-pretzel-candle-jewelry competition. I drew the Coop, where unsuspecting subway debarkers are plentiful.”