autard

noun

1. (derogatory, offensive, slang, vulgar)An autistic person.

   “I love Autards. There was this one at an ultrasound manufacture who was one of their engineers--obviously brilliant. I watched him at the coffee station: "Get some coffee...get some coffee...need a cup a cup a cup. Get a cup for coffee cup for coffee. Rinse with water rinse with water. Pulling the valve pulling the valve. Sugar sugar sugar pack of sugar pack of sugar..."”

   “Thunderbird is one of the small mercies of the internet: it reserves functionality for only the people that actually deserve to be on the internet in the first place. (That basically rules out all autards, motards, gloids, retards, leftwing whining idiots, and all the other assorted Windows users - like Tarla - that own the 'internet' for no more reason than they do a toaster or clockradio.)”