bidet

noun

1. A low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the external genitalia and the anus.
2. (obsolete)A small horse formerly allowed to each trooper or dragoon for carrying his baggage.

   “For joy of which I will return to myself, mount my bidet in a dance”

name

1. (Internet, US, derogatory, humorous)Joe Biden.

   “That's Joe Bidet.”

   “If Obama chose Joe Robinet Bidet for a running mate, he's not just covering his ass, he's cleaning it!”

   “Trump calls Biden (Joe BIDET) 'another low I.Q. individual' after 2020.”

   “Kamala Harris became the first woman to be given presidential powers on Friday as Joe Biden briefly transferred authority while he underwent a colonoscopy. Whether he's shitting his pants or farting on royalty, the *fake* president is usually causing a stink. Now they're even shoving cameras up his arse to prove it can talk.”