citiot

noun

1. (alt-of, alternative)Alternative form of cidiot.

   “"It's stupid. He's a bullheaded citiot now. He'd ski even if his broken bones poked from the skin. I can understand that passion, but I'm not sure about his writing. Does he really expect to make a living at it?"”

   “After giving some citiot in a Porsche Carrera an evil eye for just thinking about squeezing past me and stealing my spot, I pulled between the yellow lines, left my car parked with its ragtop open to a perfect night sky and started out to meet my friend.”

   “Many a citiot (i.e. city idiot) who accidentally trespassed on his property during hunting season had rued the day they had ever crossed his boundary. No, we certainly didn't want to go over there!”

   “"I think it's awesome. But I'm having second thoughts about this whole Brooklyn citiot heel thing." "They all loved the idea.” Abigail Rose shrugs. "Why, though?" "Because it's funny." "Do you think of me as a citiot?" "Not really," Abigail Rose says, like she can't bring herself to say no.”