dogwater

adj

1. (slang)Extremely bad or unskilled (especially at a video game); trash.

   “This is kinda my favorite exotic, I'm not gonna lie. Some of the exotic released have been dogwater but this one, so good, so good.”

   “Nadia went on, saying that the player "sucks" and is "f**king ass," not letting them get a single response in, even calling her a "dogwater smelling ass b*tch."”

   “I'd dabbled a little bit before and made a few that either broke rules I didn't know existed (Lutri, the Spellchaser), or were so incredibly dogwater that they lasted maybe a game or two before being pulled apart (Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker), but Kwain was my first love.”

   “Immediately, a presumably male gamer voice said, "Ay yo you're terrible. Dogwater."”

   “When we tried to get a statement from Danderson's close online friend, [SEN] Unwell, he refused further comments when we brought up his friendship with Danderson. / "Dogwater," was all Unwell had to share after our initial introductions.”

noun

1. (US, dialectal, uncountable)The very core of someone; used as an intensifier.

   “to beat the dogwater out of”

   “[…] after the pulling is over with, we shall expect to have, at least, twenty first-class fights, and several eyes lying about loose on the ground, and as many ears and noses; and rather than fall short of the number, I'll agree to mall the dog-water out of five or six of you myself—do you understand the programme now?”

   “It keeps up a continual bushwhacking fire on the Populist party, and occasionally, for the public good, we take of the old traitor and shake the dog-water out of him, just for the amusement of the public.”

   “Late triumphs of Russian science are scaring the very dogwater out of large elements in our society, and we both fear more "purging" instead of more effort at catching up.”

   “When she remembered, The Old Place seemed to echo still with Papa's drunken, timbery shout, "When I speak to you, then jump, yu' little snotboxes! Else I'll slap the dogwater out of you!"”

2. (US, slang, uncountable)Pre-ejaculate.

   “Horse said, "Man, that ain't nothin' but dog water." / K.B. said, "That ain't no dog water, man, 'cause it's slimy."”

   “Leslie unlocks the front door she remarks that, it being Thursday, it is Minnie's night off, and I construe this to lay emphasis on the privacy we will have. In the soft light of the foyer my membrum, betrousered, is truly rampant. Also a spot of "dogwater" there, pre-coital seepage, as if a puppy had peed in my lap.”

   “No dry spasms, piss or clear drops of 'dog water,' according to the glib rule sheet, concocted several days before at the Screw offices.”

   “What! Button up your britches, li'l ole boy, she said. You ain't even old enough to dogwater.”

   “"Not tossin' the dogwater to anyone in particular?" / I have to smile, "toss the dogwater" being Rooney's terms for sex, something we haven't heard in more than twenty years.”