feeb

noun

1. (US, slang)Someone who is feeble-minded; an idiot.

   “‘Everybody that knows anything about me knows that I wouldn't hurt a feeb.’”

   ““Eeeyynnhh, too many feebs to deal with over the years, I guess—oh I'm sorry, hope I'm not offending—””

2. (alt-of, alternative, countable, uncountable)Alternative form of Feeb (“FBI agent”).

   “I ignored the bait until she said she couldn't understand why Harley had wanted to be a drug agent instead of "a feeb."”

   “When Lance was introduced, he held out his hand toward the feeb and said, “Hi, I'm current occupant:” The FBI agent was so nervous about the chopper flight he never noticed.”

   ““Surrender, feeb! Only I can save her!” Kegan boasted, firing short bursts from his weapon about randomly.”

3. (countable, slang, uncountable)A member of the FBI.

   “He's a Feeb, but he's not my buddy.”

   “Mark and the agents crowded into the MODIS room, the Feeb in charge looking very annoyed at both me and Mark.”

   “Was she a Feeb, too ? Why were FBI agents interested in a local boy who had shot his foster father?”

name

1. (alt-of, alternative)Alternative form of Feeb (“FBI”).

   “This feeb supervisor here says he's shuttin' this case down at two o'clock, which means putting the dope on the street without the money, even if they can get it together.”

   “Your presence is requested in the feeb liaison office by my boss, Agent Jinadu.”

   “It's rare, but sometimes he encounters skepticism in the cops he works with—cops who had a feeb profiler forced on them by their superiors, and perceive this as a vote of no confidence in their own abilities.”

   “This week, Stephen Tobolowsky and Max Perlich join the party: the former as a “feeb” agent warning Raylan away from the latter, who’s playing Detroit crime prince Sammy Tonin.”

2. (slang)The FBI.

   “Bomb Squad got a tip from the Feeb and rolled in with Metro.”

   “Maybe on some level she was doing the same job as one of the Feeb's Investigative Support Unit shrinks, but she resisted the comparison.”

   “The first thing Joe noticed was the seating arrangements — Katz at the head of the long antique cherry wood table, John Nagoshi to his right, Peter Nagoshi next to his father (and Joe could not help but study the younger Nagoshhi as he entered the room, his smooth expressionless face barely turning to acknowledge their entrance), and across the table FBI Boston Field Office Special Agent in Charge Leo King and Special Agent Ned Jacobs — the Feeb's resident profiler.”