shitspeare

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1. (derogatory, vulgar)Nickname for William Shakespeare (1564–1616), English playwright and poet.

   “—[Shakespeare:] Good signiors, keep up your bright swords, for the dew of the night and the river will rust them. Hold your hands, both of you of my inclining, and the rest: were it my Cue to fight . . . and we’ll all go back to the castle. / Shitspeare. We returned to the club. Johnny’s Dream! Who the fuck are you kidding? A nightmare without air-conditioning.”

   “[ Shitspeare 101 deleted ] And people think my posts about cinema are boring.”

   “[[…] Shakespeare extends the microphone to the angry "loop"er, and gives another mock bow as Robinson snatches the mic away from him.] MR: You wanna fight, Shitspeare? You wanna fight right now?! Bring it on!”