squirmage

noun

1. (slang, uncountable)The act of squirming.

   “In bed, Lauren has never been able to control her lateral squirmage. She is the needle on a compass and Spencer is due North.”

2. (broadly, slang, uncountable)The condition or quality of causing a state of discomfort, particularly disgust, fear, or embarrassment.

   “Pants down gags are as loud and lively as fart jokes, but willy waving in a restaurant kitchen is a whole new area of squirmage, hitherto unexplored.”