wanker

noun

1. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, slang, vulgar)Someone who wanks; masturbates.
2. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, slang, vulgar)A term of abuse.
3. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, slang, vulgar)A term of abuse.
4. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, slang, vulgar)A term of abuse.
5. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, derogatory, slang, vulgar)A term of abuse.
6. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, slang, vulgar)A penis.

   “He walked closer to the trees and then pulled out his wanker and took a piss. While he was watering a clump of grass he called out calmly to the men in the trees, "We've come in peace to recruit men for our companies of dragoons."”

7. (Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, humorous, slang, vulgar)A very informal term of address used between friends.
8. (British, Commonwealth, Ireland, UK, obsolete, slang, vulgar)A salted, and lightly smoked herring or mackerel; a bloater.

   “My name it is "wanker"; a leaner or lanker, Salter or ranker, fish never swam.”

   “He sniffs. "'Eugh, wankers again."”