gooner

noun

1. (alt-of, alternative, slang)Alternative form of Gunner.
2. (British, alt-of, slang)Alternative letter-case form of Gooner (“someone connected with Arsenal Football Club”).
3. (Internet)An individual who practices gooning (a form of masturbation that involves edging for a long period of time).

   “I am likely both too repressed and too vanilla to ever be a gooner of any distinction, but the term speaks to the existence of a community of men for whom masturbation is a serious and important aspect of their sexuality.”

   “Instead, a gooner remains “deeply in the bliss of masturbation,” Christfister continues, submitting themselves to an unrelenting cycle of tease and denial.”

   “By ruining orgasms along the way, a gooner can extend the overall length of their masturbation session.”

   “The gooner goons to reach the “goonstate”: a supposed zone of total ego death or bliss that some liken to advanced meditation, the attainment of which compels them to masturbate for hours, or even days, at a time.”

4. (Internet, broadly, derogatory)An individual addicted to sexual or sexualized content.

   “"nier automata is a gooner game" you have never played past ending a”

   “This designs really good when you don’t have a gooner in your ear telling you how much they wanna fuck it”

   “when you're childproofing a gooner's phone, remember to block apps like shein, youtube and amazon. they'll go desperately searching for underwear reviews or bra ads just to see an inch of the female form.”