schmeat

noun

1. (alt-of, alternative, uncountable)Alternative form of shmeat (“animal meat grown artificially from a tissue culture”).
2. (alt-of, alternative, uncountable)Alternative form of shmeat (“penis”).
3. (derogatory, humorous, rare, uncountable)Meat.

   “‘[…] The Miss America people are considering you for one of the judges. Whaddaya say to that?’ Me, I didn’t say anything; I was speechless. But Marian snorted, ‘That meat parade!’ ‘Meat, schmeat, it’s exposure, darling.’”

   “Benny: I don't CARE what you want! I want a MEAT LOVER'S SPECIAL, dammit! You should too! […] Jimmy: Meat, schmeat, don't you ever get sick of meat?”

   “No experimentation with drugs, smoking, late-night parties, or kinky sex? Point me in the right direction! No more processed meats? Meat schmeat! (Actually, that one wasn’t all that difficult, given that I’ve been seeing a cute little puppy face with huge watery eyes in every hamburger for the last ten years or so.[…])”

   “9) GREEN WITH ENVY Meat, schmeat. Gardner’s debut at the Austin Food & Wine Festival elicited so many oohs and ahhs that soon menus all over town were featuring haute veggies.”